Ok, ok...I admit it....I'm a mature male who loves Martha Stewart. Dont look at me like that....it's perfectly normal.Martha is a cool woman. She loves to celebrate life.Her favorite Holiday along with Christmas, is Halloween, and it shows on this DVD. Pop this DVD into your DVD player (and NOT into your VCR like a blonde I used to date attempted...wasnt pretty. Oh the Blonde WAS pretty...she was so hot I wanted to.....well...let me get back to the DD...er, I mean DVD) and OH YEAH! You can have a Halloween party any time of year. Martha covers just about everything Halloween on this DVD. Do ya wanna carve awesome Pumpkins? Including the awesome Fun-kins that last forever? Martha will show you how. Do Ya wanna give Trick-or Treaters a Halloween Candy Bowl scare that will scar them for life and have them in therapy indefinitely? Martha has you covered. Do Ya wanna make some easy, glow in the dark Spiders? These eight boots were made for walkin' baby! Do ya wanna see Martha dressed as a pirate (AARGH, that thar Marth be the sexiest pirate me eyes ever did behold) and see her threaten a peon that she will make them "walk the plank" if they dont get her craft right? It's here baby! It's here. Do Ya wanna make cool Bats out of clothespins? Thought it couldnt be done? Thought clothespins were just for hanging clothes or attaching to your nose when your gassy uncle came for the family reunion? Think again, Einstein. Do Ya wanna see some poor kid humiliated by being forced to wear a "Chicken outfit" while clucking? Now we know the answer to that question: "Why did the chicken cross the road"? Because they wanted to get to the other side of the street, where some trees blocked the view of would be onlookers who would lay an egg laughing at their funny chicken suit. Do Ya want all sorts of cool (and some spooky) ways to enjoy Halloween? Get this DVD. Do Ya wanna just relax and have a good time, and have your own private Halloween party anytime of year? Get this DVD, put it in the DVD player, and press play. And let the party begin!